Canada wins "Fossil of the Day Award" at the COP21

11/12/15
Author: 
Mychaylo Prystupa
Fossil of the Day award was handed Thursday in Paris to a group of countries including Canada for not having more ambition towards 2020 targets. Photo by Mychaylo Prystupa.

Despite the Trudeau government shedding much of its tarnished reputation as a global climate negotiations laggard, Canada won its second "Fossil of the Day Award" at the COP21 Paris climate talks.

Climate Action Network International gave the notorious distinction to Canada along with an “Umbrella Group” bloc of negotiating countries for “standing in the way of increasing ambition before 2020,” said the climate-negotiations watchdog group.

“In order to get a successful agreement here at COP, the agreement needs to be as ambitious as a young Napoleon Bonaparte on high heels,” said the group’s humour-hued announcer Thursday evening, to a large crowd at the summit.

The European Union, Australia, U.S., Japan, New Zealand, Kazakhstan, Norway, Russia and Ukraine also shared this same fossil nod — now a much expected daily announcement at COP summits, that’s been in place for years.

The fossil award was given because two dozen developing nations —calling themselves the Like Minded Group of Developing Countries (LMDC) —said they’d make even deeper emissions cuts to help stop global warming, if rich countries committed to deeper pollution cuts too before the year 2020.

But that demand is getting blocked —and Canada, says the well-connected Climate Action Network, is a part of that opposition.

“All countries need to close the gap to emissions on the target as soon as possible, so by 2020 we can work harder at reaching more ambitious goals for 2030. Right now, we are dating Khloe Kardashian, when by 2030 we need to be dating Kim,” the announcer said with satirical jest.

The fossil award comes with just hours before an expected near final draft of the Paris accord, and tensions are high that poor countries are not likely to get assurances for so-called “Loss and Damages” —meaning, wealthy country financing for climate emergencies happening now.